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 After All These Years!
 

Don't plan on your chocolate wishes to get you outa doing dishes.
And I don't agree that a paper heart is really being very smart!
So, be careful
if a little chocolate laced with glitz is all she really gets,
She'll listen carefully to what you say and expect to hear it every day.

Happy V day!
Posted by Grandpa John at 1:29 AM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 How Does This Sound?
 

I for one, like to play with how a word sounds therefore earning it's value. Example - to schedule a party deserves more urgancy than to plam a party which is still above getting ready for a party!
What do you suppose our house would have looked like had they used 4 x 2's as wall studding in place of the standard 2 x 4's?

Posted by Grandpa John at 3:15 AM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Bits of Unbelief Escaping
 

At what point does the "un" that's pushing a believe become un- hooked and lies down completely spent, changing our unbelieve to a believe? Let me sight an example for you. Years ago we puchased a 20 acre piece of ground to build our home on. Where could we drill our well and find water? I didn't believe in water wichers but I didn't want to risk drilling a dry hole. He marked a spot in the field a long driveway away from the road and said we'd have to drill about 75' deep to hit bedrock but we''d have plenty of water. Strike one! Should that be my "unbelieve" turning point? A week later a good friend of mine asked if he could go witch for water on our 20 acres. I hid thte original wicher's mark and my friend piled a pile of stones within 6' of the first mark on that 20 acre playing field. That was strike two! Should that be my turning point? We drilled our well 78' deep right in that area and have been using that well ever since! Strike three!
At what point does the "un" that's pushing a believe become un- hooked and lies down completely spent, changing our unbelieve to a believe? Or can it ever happen?
Posted by Grandpa John at 1:59 AM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Do (distance) Our Best
 

Isn't it a common measure to find distance between do and our best?
Here's how it works!
During the average day our best isn't even hooked up to our do. And when we do have our best in tow, we tend to manually override it's values by keeping constant pressure on either our "habit" button or on the "hurry" button. "Our best" tends to adhere to position when idol and the elastic tow rope begins to stretch behind our active do status. Everyting depends on our brain to trip our emergancy alert which boosts a rolling message off of dead center. When this message gains enough mementum, it's impact finally bumps our think lever. This causes the elastic tow to suddenly contact it's energy release which elevates "our best" up to the free float expressway and HERE she comes a flying, slurping up the stretch in the tow like a wet noodle! After this identified flying object firmly gives us a swift kick in the pants, it briefly remains an active partner in deed before it slowly fades back to it's original start position chasing the whole process until it falls idol once again and sticking to position!
Posted by Grandpa John at 10:16 AM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Anyubody here like cats?
 

Have you ever owned a kitty cat that simply didn’t dig deep enough? Well, I hope you didn’t get down on all fours and try to give that cat a quick demonstration on proper preparation, all you’d have to do is simply mix one part Borax to six parts Kitty litter and, and I’ve got the proof right here in my cardboard calculators collection, the odor will gently float away and dissipate into thin air. Then, you’ll be at liberty once again to love your purrrrrty little kitty to the highest point possible on the cat’s Richter scale!
Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!

Posted by Grandpa John at 9:53 AM - 3 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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