He says,
“Hey you listen up, I can look back farther than I can see,
I just can’t see any farther.”
She says,
“Hey you yourself, don’t ever talk into a mirror,
your words come out like siht!”
He says,
“Oh by the way, yesterday when you thought you were wrong
you were probably right.”
She says,
“And you, If it seems like you ought to think twice before you decide,
you’d better think again!”
He says,
“Ok then it’s settled, we shouldn’t allow Engineers to drive trains on any rails
without railroad ties!”
She says,
“Ach ya, and wasn’t it your bright idea to get a heavier chicken
you just scale down off a goose?”
He says,
“And another tid bit, if you want to feather your nest egg,
you’ve got to tickle the right goose!’
She says,
“By the way, did you know that the goose that laid the golden egg
ate starter pellets?”
She says,
“You know this fact? There’s only two feet in a mile when walkin‘,
5,280 when drivin’.”
He says,
“Thinken about it, most animals that hurriedly cross the road
aren’t chicken.”
She says,
“Life isn’t about who crosses to the other side first so,
why do we drive so fast?”
He says,
“We’re trying to defy gravity? Say, what would gravity look like
if no one cared?”
She says,
“The way you gravity down the banisters of life,
you’re operating by the seat of your pants.”
He says,
“Never wait on top until you're completely ready,
include getting ready a part of the process.”
She says,
“Add harvesting your anticipation skillfully,
It’s like adding yeast to excitement!
He says,
“That’s where practical application ah dresses intelligence
with elegance.”
He says,
“You're sure there are three feet all together in a yard,
are they wearing shoes?
She says,
“Ok smarty, what would you call a two inch
inch worm in a yard?”
He says,
“Whoa! Branch out carefully now and don’t risk cross pollination,
that could stir the other’s sap.”
She says,
“Oh, when I branch out, I always look both directions
before cross pollinating!”
He says,
“Hey, looks like you’re going lazy on me, being lazy
is being worthless in slow motion.”
She says,
“No, I’m just exercising patience, what size is a little patience
when you’re trying to squeeze it in?”
He says,
“I’m afraid a little patience is too small, I tend to lose it
every once in a while.”
She says,
You tend to lose it twice in a while
every once in a while?”
She says,
“Most often one should consider more often
more often.”
He says,
“Would you be shocked more often if I told you
you’ve been extra cuted?”
She says,
“Wait, try not to mix things up,
their too hard to mix back down.”
He says,
“What I just said about extra cuted isn’t important but,
what you think I said certainly is!”
She says,
“Well, if everybody’s saying the same thing,
why does it sound so different?”
He says,
“What would you change to different
if hummingbirds knew the words?”
She says,
“ I’d wear my sunglasses to their concert in the dark,
Or would that just be an ego trip.”
He says,
“What else could it be,
are you sure your ocean isn‘t almost empty at the bottom?”
He says,
“I’d like to invite you to a come as you go party,
it should only take a minute!”
She says,
“Here’s a bit of advice, to keep your jokes from being dry
set up the punch line.”
He says,
“Most jokes don’t reveal buried lessons when uprooted unless,
One really digs into the homework.”
She says,
“Talk about lessons, a pre-school teacher’s house has many, many stories,
all on the same level.”
He says,
“We’ve got to teach children while their young,
old children seem to know it all!”
She says,
“Ok young children remember,
the sum total of the total sum is the total sum of the total total,
I think!”
He says,
“Also, please remember that when writing “This page was left blank intentionally”
This blank page has no longer been left blank, intentionally!”
She (always gets the last word) says,
“Don’t you hate it when you’re asked to forward “this” to a hundred people?
I just simply don’t do that to my friends,
Ninety nine will be enough.”
Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!
