There appears to be another opportunity floating in the mix waiting to be ladelled out and allowed to solidify in some form. When completed, the Rear End It would fold up flat under the trunk of your vehicle. You could simply nose into a parallel parking spot and call on Rear End It to end it. Rear End It would include a powered set of dolly wheels mounted parallel with your rear axle. They would drop down, raising your primary back wheels off the pavement, then in concert with interference safety sensors, Rear End It would gently roll your rear end in next to the curb removing all tensions associated with a standard parallel park as we know it today. Wait right there, I'll go get you a ladell!

Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!

I've noticed recently that a lot of the later inventions combine two tasks and stitch them both into one tool. A good example is one that I saw on TV just last night. It was a highliter pen that had a built in sticky note dispensor. That enabled you to stick a tab onto the page that you want to remember instead of tieing a string around your finger.
I'm thinking of writing a lesson plan at chicken level for a chicken's home study course. It would be called "Scoop for the Coop" since I don't know how to spell pchaock. Included woul'd be a super chicken achievement diploma available as soon as any one chicken would have learned to lay eggs, sunny side up, scrambled, poached or hardboiled.. You see, I don't like to cook but I like to write and we all need to eat!

Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!

It didn't shock the world,
Just a few close friends.
It wasn't anything great,
Just considered to be different.
It will soon be forgotten,
Just not by everybody.
It won't make me famous,
Just noticed.
It put spring in my step giving me a lift
Just beyond the corners of my mouth.
It isn't the only collection,
Just don't know of many like it.
It won't keep me from coaxing my treadmill powered scooter
Just up the next hill!

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I know it wasn't intended but, it should have been! Someone accidently planted some seed for sport in 1999 and I harvested some of it's fruit today. I'm willing to share my secret only if you're willing to follow my instructions.
Next time you're packing something to be put into storage, plant a dated piece of a newspaper with it. Today when I opened the box, I was looking at newspaper packing dated 1999 which certainly grabbed my attention with a much stronger grip than the other contents inside the box. It seemed like I was participating in some kind of a sport to be able to unviel the distant past strictly for my own pleasure. You'll be able to pride yourself in passing this entertaining sport on to the unknown future if you'll just follow this one simple rule. Pakapieceofnewspaper!
Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!