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 Mary’s Secret!
 

“I’ve got a secret and it’s driving me wild,
Jesus the Christ is to be my child!
Oh, what do you think Joseph will do?
If Joseph only knew.”

“I think I’ll shout, shout into a cloud,
And let it bounce back thundering loud!
Then, then sure as the skies are blue,
Joseph will have to believe that it’s true.”

“Wouldn’t it be profoundly clever
If I could keep this secret forever and ever?
Oh, I know that won’t work, so what shall I do?
Oh, if Joseph only knew.”

Then, this baby boy’s lowly birth
Was the biggest event on all the earth!
And Joseph’s love just grew and grew
Because by now, he knew it was true!

So, as sure as we know that the skies are blue
We know that this Jesus belongs to us too!
Mary’s secret is out.
It’s our turn to shout!
Posted by Grandpa John at 9:19 AM - 12 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Starting in Left Field?
 

Have you ever tried to locate something by following someone’s directions starting from the left field fence instead of starting from home plate? Or have you maybe given that tangle for Someone else to try to follow? As an example of what I mean, a fly ball has just been hit to left field and I’m going to help the leftfielder try to catch the fly ball by starting my directions from the leftfield fence instead of from home plate.
“Put your glove above your head. Now move it about four feet to the right, Bring it forwards fast about ten feet, as fast as you can. No, I know your arm isn’t that long, you’ll have to run forwards. Turn your glove, pocket side up in front of you and move it back left about two inches. Faster, move your glove forward faster, move it forward as fast as you can! Whoops. sorry, you’re simply not quick enough to play the left field position!”
Have you ever been expected to follow, or perhaps given those kind of directions instead of starting from home plate?
Directions starting from home plate.
“Here comes a fly ball, keep your eye on it and get your glove under it, nice catch you‘re a natural for playing the left field position!”
Meanwhile I’ll head for the North pole and make my treadmill powered scooter available for Santa to use in case a reindeer gets sick or something!
MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody and a BLESSED NEW YEAR!
Posted by Grandpa John at 12:30 AM - 1 Comment   Add a Comment  
 

 Mystery Disturbed!
 

Can you tell me what single ingredient is suddenly uncovered that leaves the feelng of winning first place in an important contest when one recognizes a few small faces on a sizeable group picture?
Those people knew they would be in that picture even before the snap and suddenly we helped them to not feel lost in a crowd or what? Can somebody please help me?
Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!
Posted by Grandpa John at 9:02 AM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Isaac The ½ Great!
 

Last night I met Isaac. Isaac operates on ½ Life but his true worth is much greater, he thinks1. His intake and exhaust frequencies are one and the same, expending powdered energies through the intake of the same capsule, of which he kept six afloat perpetually throughout the night. He floated the energy powder from the blue (power) end of each capsule through his pipes right into the white (energy intake) end of the same capsules. He was plumbed and electrocuted to perfection because he didn’t miss a hit all night long. His exclusive lot in life was to keep those six capsules in a sphere of nontangelable loops, spaced for an evenflo of perpetual entretanment. He accomplished this feat superbly which kept me awake in my sleep the whole of the short night long. Isaac The ½ Great isn’t someone you need to learn to know. So at night, after you hide your pupils, you should be able to watch Isaac at work instantaneously,. If I did it, you can surely do it!
Meanwhile, I’ll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!
Posted by Grandpa John at 10:06 AM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Glassing a two tiered peoples
 

I’m sure you’ve met them, they’re an interesting lot! Their first tier comes quick and is short, “You can do that yourself, you know how!“ Their second tier is where the comedy lies, “Ok, I’ll help you but, we’re going to do it my way!“ These two opposing charges can sharply ignite the frustration furnace, shooting anger flames to infinity.
Meanwhile, I’ll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!
Posted by Grandpa John at 9:36 AM - 3 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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