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 Parrot Parenting
 

Azron said, "I understand that there is 'no' practicing for being a parent. I think there should be - but since there isn't what kind of test should we create to qualify people to become parents?"

Maybe the experienced successful parents should participate in teaching parrots to talk Kidlatin! Then we could rent those parrots to wannabe parents for them to practice parenting with?

What are your suggestions?
Posted by Grandpa John at 12:42 PM - 1 Comment   Add a Comment  
 

 On The Spot
 

Wouldn't we all like to have the freedom of practicing for everything we are expected to do? You see, nobody will use the results of our practice sessions to draw an accomplishment chart with. At best they will opinionize about progress or perhaps even shoot a future prediction of the live expectations.
Yes, yes, as long as we're in the practice zone we get a full helpng of lieniency. I think I'll work on the possibility of looking back at a practice session and if it was good enough, move it forward into the "On the spot it's your turn!" slot and have someone chart it.
Sound good?
Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!
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 What Do You Want?
 

In this skit you are the customer, which is most pleasant for you and which is most unpleasant?.
A - Almost before the door closes behind you, ‘Can I help you find something?”
B - “Are you looking for something in particular?”
C - “Good morning, enjoy shopping,. I’ll be right by that counter if you need me.”
D - “Have you been here before?”
E - Nobody in sight?
F - See shelf stockers but they seem too busy to notice you.
G - “Did you find everything alright?”
H - “You saved $3.28 for shopping with your discount savings card today!”
I - Three greetings from the same associate within a total lapse time of fifteen minutes?
Meanwhile, I’ll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!
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 Sorry, Wrong Kind of Spring!
 

Tell some folk you like the spring in their step and suddenly they act like they can walk on water!
Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill scooter uphill!
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