The physician can’t exist without a practice
The Lawyer’s practice using a bench.
Well so, why not a writer’s practice and here it is, called -
“Horse Basket Shoe Ball”
What would it look like if we combined Horse Shoe and Basketball? Let’s start by stuffing their commonairaties all into the same sack to use for ruling our newly created game.
QUALIFICATIONS - The fine art of pitching will dominate, no shooting a loud!
The game projectile has to claim an airway to score. The hoop will be mounted vertically right in the middle of the two uprights 40’ apart placing it’s center 15’ high. If the Horse Basket Shoe Ball wobbles through the hoop when pitched (even though it looks half shot) in it’s airway, the score is doubled for that Horse Basket Shoe Ball that time. A ringer counts three a hoop ringer six. Opposing teams would score right beside the other. There’ll be no cancellations and nobody will be a knockin’ nobody’s shoes off nosiree! There’ll just simply be score stackups at stake. Everybody throws first sometime or at least every once in a while or two.
PLAYOFFS - Every player picks a player that every player has picked before!
There are no innings but if there were, the Horse Basket Shoe Ball playoffs would halt immediately after every player has picked a player that hasn’t picked this player or was beside himself before or anything. Each player records each ringer, hoop ringer and any other loose points scattered close at stake every no inning on each except another’s score card somehow. (NO, a leaner does not count 2 points.) This way I can guarantee that each but not another’s score will be individually recorded on all but another’s score card. I think!
If any part of this practice situation paints an unclear image of Horse Basket Shoe Ball, please stand there and point directly at it for a while.
Meanwhile, I’ll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!
