When nature called I stepped inside and was promptly compelled to proceed in full view of a watchful 'electronic eye.' The eye appeared to be focused and alert enough of what was happening inside it's cozy little cubicle so it wouldn't miss it's own assignment. What shouldn't have been allowed to happen is for the designer to use the disturbing words, "First impressions," I saw printed on the eye.
Were you ever faced with anything like this?
Meanwhile, I'll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!

Grocery list continued - *( C F I KD) Variation
I’d like to *(See if I could) create uncommon reactions from common peoples by gathering the items on my grocery list to the tune of Old McDonald. "With an orange, orange here and an orange, orange there, here an orange, there an -----------”
Wouldn’t it be great if the experiment would spread like a yawn and evolve into four part harmony rendered by The Grocery Shakers Mixed Voice Ensemble?
“With some pudding, pudding here, and some pudding, pudding there, here some puddiiiiiiiiiiing, there some puddiiiiiiiiiiing, everywhere some pudding, pudding. Old Mc-------- “
Maybe some decoys planted in the pudding to help jumpstart participation of a larger assembly of grocery shakers mixed voices.
Wouldn’t that be fun, why I‘ll bet no shopper would go home without some instant pudding?
Meanwhile I’ll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!

Grocery shopping list -
I’d like to put one lonely little apple or one single green banana into my cart, go to checkout and wait for that famous canned question, “Did you find everything alright?” With that invitation, I would graciously offer my shopping list to the checkout and go sit down on a wait bench!
Meanwhile I’ll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!

Restaurant waitress call button -
Friendly concern was generously overdone!
I’m sure it would be difficult to remember which table you have asked how many times, “Is everything alright? Can I get you anything else?”
I believe I’ve got the solution. I’ll bring a blue tooth (Wireless) transmitter and a vibrating receiver with me next time. After our initial order has been delivered, our waitress will simply be on call. At that time, she’d plant the vibrator in amongst the straws. Then she could close the door to our store until we push her button, she’d need to come check our customer satisfaction status only when her vibrator’s been activated.
Meanwhile I’ll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!

If we suddenly discovered an opportunity to step onto an intellectual escalator and visit level thirteen, returning completely schooled in the colorful arena of our choice, would we -
Already be bending the knee in anticipation of the next step?
Invite a friend to escalate with us?
Be concerned about the escalated cost forgetting about potential rewards?
Jump into the mule’s footprints with the, ‘What I’ve got is good enough” stubborn attitude?
Appoint a research committee, after all the whole thing could be a scam?
Meanwhile I’ll keep coaxing my treadmill powered scooter uphill!