Suddenly, my see level checks out about a quart low. Anyhow, I can see very little brightness in the TV ad coming from “All State‘s” desktop. Are my Venetian’s sagging, did my shutter flutter, or are my pupils just skipping school?
The “Good Hands” people are offering a reward for being a safe driver. If you aren’t involved in an accident, they will subtract $100 off your deductible. Here’s where this bright idea fades smack dab into confusion and it does it rather quickly for me! Doesn’t this mean that I have to get myself involved in an accident to reap my reward for not becoming involved in an accident?

Yes, we enjoyed all the holiday yummies for Thanksgiving, including turkey plus ham topped with horseradish. I just knew you’d ask why I used horseradish on such a choice cut-of-pig. Well, this is for your information only! I used horseradish only because we don’t have any pigradish in the house!

A promise with strings attached,
Hangs on a delicate thread!

What is the first thing you should do if you think you saw a green pig?
I’m a gonna quit right there. If I always finish everythi
It leaves nothing for your imaginat
I’d like to hear your answe
Have fu

"The farther away it goes, the closer it gets!”
There she goes again, chipping isolated tid-bits directly off her think pad. Then she quickly asks, “Haven’t you noticed that?”
I become so frustrated, did I miss something? What on earth triggered that “stand alone” phrase? Doesn’t Little Mss Leading know there’s a proper starting place for all conversation, and this isn’t one of them!
So finally, I exhibit my stupidity and ask, “What on earth are you talking about?”
“Why it’s the kite, the farther away it goes, the closer it gets to the end of the string!”
“Oh yes, I guess I’ve noticed it, but never thought much about it. Hey, thanks for bringing it up!”