This morning the committee of clumsy fingers allowed my senior complete multi vitamin tablet to slide slightly out of hand and fall between the cracks. Just like that, though completely drained, the bathroom zinc appeared to virtually jump up out of its seat, quickly line up it’s water channel and deep throat that little pink pill straight into “gone out of sight.” Even without a ticket, that little Senior vitimite must have rode the waves straight through the gates and on down the pipes. One could almost detect the floor shuddering with excitement while participatively shouldering the thief’s happy pipes. In innocent stupidity my forced vitality for the day had to be gracefully tiptoeing through the water trap and blindly moving forward. It’s assignment in this arena will likely be to spend the day swimming, gently elevating the mood of the water’s while floating around in the lagoon.