I’m looking for volunteer participators to help produce and install 762 trillion 884 billion 652 million 934 thousand 642 automatic oiler kits, each designed with a customer convenience activator button. Each unit will be tube’d to move jist a spritz of mist of household weight oil onto 10 potential frustration points with only one pound of the fist, two swivel pivots plus two ends on each of four stationary axles. Once we have these automatically on demand spritzers tube’d and unitized, we will need to fine tune each to perform a single multi-spritz instantly every time when signaled by the customer convenience activator button. This world wide project will spritz-lubricate the front pivots and both sides of all four rolling wheels on each and every shopping cart that was ever built ever instantly, whenever an eager fist pounds against the activator button!. If you decide to volunteer as an active participator, please remember that we might not quiet finish the complete project by this coming Thursday.