You don’t think you can go Nowhere?
Don’t look for it on the map
You’ll find so many crossroads
Could be hiding in a gap

You can look everywhere first for Nowhere
Look out all thirteen directions
Still, you won’t find Nowhere anywhere
To make the right connections

Simply ease back to comfy in faithful recliner
No, the urge to go Nowhere won’t pass
But, your trip will seem impossibly short
‘Cause, you’ll be going Nowhere fast!